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I have always liked cats, but to be honest always thought of myself as more of a dog person. This was until Jones came into my life. When we got him his name was Froggy, he was 5 years old and his owner had gone into a care home. He came into a home of dogs, and did not approve. Then one night watching the film alien we watched as the cat Jones, hissed and spat at them, just like our Jones did at the dogs - and that was that, he was therefore Jones.
Jones has become like my shadow, and has totally changed my feelings of cats. The other night my friend (I use this term loosely in this setting!) said you're going to be a cat lady, alone with your cat forever. This got me thinking, why would this be so bad? would it be? No! so here are my reasons for why you don't need a boyfriend, you need a badass cat.
They, like you, just want to sleep all day.
Who doesn't like to make cat noises? well when you do it at your cat they understand so it serves a purpose!
You can dress cats up like you would your boyfriend, cats will look cuter, and make for awesome photos like the above.
Cats are fluffy - enough said.
They may not get overly excited when you walk in the door, but they’re always waiting on the bed for you, like any good life partner should be.
They look at people with the hatred and disdain you wish you could.
They make for funny YouTube videos. You have much more chance of going viral with a cat video, than a boyfriend one
“Crazy cat person” is a title you should be honored to have.
They always want to be near you, even when it’s inconvenient and they’re getting all up on your laptop while you’re trying to type. At least someone always wants to pay attention to you.
Because if and when you do let them outside, they’ll love you enough to bring you back a mouse because they think you’re a really big dumb hairless cat that can’t hunt for itself (no, seriously this is a fact apparently).
Because at the end of the day, people come and go. Cats are for fucking ever.
Do you have a cat? if so show me! Or not a cat person?! THE TRAVESTY!