What Not To Do When You Have Been Cheated On

Some people can forgive and forget a cheater (and apparently it happens to 80% of us) Each relationship is different, and maybe you can try again after once, but I am also a great believer that if you allow someone to treat you like that and get away with it? Well they will do it again because they can. So if you are looking for reasons to forgive I am not the girl for you. However I can tell you what NOT to do, because you want to keep your cool, and be a lady and not do any of the following, because I did some and in the end I just looked stupid. Lets go!

Call him out on Facebook or Twitter …unless you want to look like the bitter, twisted and totally-not-over-it ex that you AREN'T.

Pierce his car with ice picks. Tempting, right? But rise above…

Or cover it in graffiti.

Throw everything he ever bought you at his horrible cheating face. Why throw away your time together when you could sell it on eBay for a profit?

Revenge cheat. Trust us – it's not going to make you feel any better.

Take out a billboard. Spend the money on an exotic cocktail-based holiday instead.

Have sex with your ex. Unlike Ms Rachel Green, move FORWARDS, not backwards.

Throw everything he ever bought you at his horrible cheating face. Why throw away your time together when you could sell it on eBay for a profit?

Tell him you've been cheating too (when you really haven't). Farewell, moral high ground…

Tell everyone he's got a small penis. Unless you do it like this woman.

Hold a 'lying cheating bastard' sale. Seriously, that shit takes effort.

Make him a sign that advertises his own shame. You can only really do this if you stay together, and why would you want to stay with a guy who a) cheats, and b) stands at the side of the road wearing a sandwich board telling everyone about it?

Put flyers up everywhere letting everyone now what a douche he is. They'll crumble at the first sign of rain, anyway. This is not America. (Well it might be if you're reading this there!)

But DO...Shake him off, get your game face on and take it like a woman. Revenge is a dish best served with a massive smile on your face, so don't give him the satisfaction of your anger or tears. Be happy, do amazing things and have fun – living well is the best revenge.


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